What's the most crazy japanese thing you can think of right now?

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
06/13/2014 at 01:50 • Filed to: Wow, that post was much longer than I originally intended.

I'll give you a second, try to come up with something really good. Ok, you have it? Good. I have it beat. Why? Because this game exist. "But what can a game do that's so insane that it beats a man's dick turning into a machine gun?" I hear you ask, well It's a dating simulation game. I know what you're thinking, "That's not crazier than a machine gun dick." And normally, I'd agree with you. Machine gun dicks are more insane. However what beats everything Japan has ever attempted to do to be weird, this wins. You want to know why? Because it's a dating sim where you date birds.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, there's a game where you can date birds. And you think that's all? NO! There are different kinds of birds, there's the shy bird, the jock bird, hell, even a bird that will fucking kill you! You're a human by the way. In the game, which even if I wasn't referring to the game, you probably needed the reminder due to the existential crisis you're currently experiencing due to the realization that we as a culture have reached a level to which we have computers that help us to reach the moon, and we use them to play a game where you date sadist birds. So there you have it folks, a game whose target demographic is a croatian inventor who's been dead for seventy-one years. Though I suppose that if you're only going to have only a single person as your target demographic, I suppose you could do worse than Nikola Tesla